Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
