thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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