I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
