My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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