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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Houston, we have a squirter
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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