Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.