Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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