why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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