when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Are we still banned from the library?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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