Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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