Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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