I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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