If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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