i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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