So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
third nipple confirmed
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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