I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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