He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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