Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
honey bunches of taint.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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