...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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