Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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