Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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