i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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