hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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