Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Randomize