Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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