yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
