Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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