I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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