Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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