So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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