check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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