We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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