Already got asked if we're dating
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And then he peed in my hair
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