bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
