Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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