Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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