I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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