Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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