is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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