I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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