You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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