My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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