Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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birth control should be required to get into college
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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