i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.