i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.