Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
This girl is more easily done than said...
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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