CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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