dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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