Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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