you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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