Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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