If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I lost the right to judge tonight
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