I'm drive I can fine osifer
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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